why do birds fly? cuz walking makes them tired! (imagine birds in airplane with this joke)

why do penguins slide and not roll since they're in the shape of a Clorox container that rolls and does not slide?..idk either

Ty sm idc if u made me laugh but I'm glad that there some kind people who comment ❀‎ܓ(｡◠ ꇴ ◠｡ )

1. I'm so glad we have brown cows, otherwise there wouldn’t be any chocolate milk. 2. 9 out of 10 voices in my head tell me I’m crazy. The tenth is just humming. 3. You should always knock before opening a fridge, just in case there's a salad dressing inside. 4. A successful man is one who earns more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who knows where to look for such a man. idk if this made you laugh it's ok if it didn't because I'm not that funny 🎀